That one time I thought I was looking at my drafts but I was actually looking at my dashboard and I was thinking how I should post some of this stuff cause it was really funny……
Who are you really trying to convince; the people around you or yourself?
you fucked up
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WEBSITE
my dad just yelled at my cat to grow up
I should probably shave my legs soon
they’re starting to get a little
IT’S BACK ON MY DASH I’M CRYING
I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”
"why weren’t you at school today"
"my mum feels me"
is there a Black Friday deal for college tuition or is that not a thing
Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full.